By writing this I suppose I’ve revealed that I’m Christian. Randomly reading Christian stuff on the net, I came across this. Reading or hearing things like that always sickens me.
Many a parent has breathed a sigh of relief, hearing the sound of The Backstreet Boys, N’Sync or Britney Spears “blaring” from their children’s stereo. “Thank God, they’re not listening to Marilyn Manson, or some other ‘hellion’ but sweet ‘love songs’”. We’ll, mom, I’ve got some sad news — it’s not all sweet ‘love songs’ – in fact, some are — nasty “lust songs”. Carnal lust that would probably make Marilyn Manson proud. Words “etched” into your impressionable young son or daughters minds — that would make any sane mom or dad “go ballistic”.
The Backstreet Boys?! N’Sync?! Honestly? If I knew where this guy preached I’d walk up to him in the middle of service and beat him silly.
I could never stand the holier-than-thou attitude displayed by 99% of the members of the various Protestant denominations. At least most Catholics are ignorant (I was raised one, so I’d definitely know), so their arrogance can be written off as stupidity.
But The Backstreet Boys?!
Before you start thinking things like “This guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about”, I’m just gonna state that as a matter of fact, I do know my shit. There’s no need to explain how or what my credentials are, just take it on good faith.
This guy even goes on to write that Christian Rock is satanic. Apparently, not singing about Jesus is satanic. All I can do as I read this is sigh.
Artistic expression is one of God’s great gifts to mankind, along with the imagination, domination of the animal kingdom, and girls. Just because it’s used outside of what is accepted by conservative Christians as “Entertainment” doesn’t make it satanic. The moment some of these people hear a distorted guitar, they’ve whipped out their mental crucifix and are mentally cowering in fear in a mental corner, spewing litanies and prayers to cover their mind, body and soul with the Blood. Exaggeration, you think? HAH.
And now, The Backstreet Boys?!
Since abandoning Catholicism, I’ve switched churches more times than I can remember. Everywhere I go, I see the same attitude, and that’s one of the reasons I’ve partially given up on church. I do however, occasionally play in church bands. Said to me by one worship leader before service a long time ago, “Make sure you’re right with God before you play. If you aren’t right with God, you won’t play well”. Slap you la. If you’re wondering, I played perfectly that service. I smoke, and am therefore in a perpetual state of wrongness with God. If the ability to play or compose music were dependent on your status with God in the present, no one except Christians would be able to play musical instruments. Call it arrogance on my part, but these guys really need some sense knocked into them.
I have a million different things to say about churchgoers who piss me off, but since this is a music blog, I’ll save it for when anyone wants to ask me in person.
You want a real satanic song? Here’s Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife by Mastodon. If the guy who wrote those two articles heard this one, he’d probably shit himself. I’ll post the lyrics after the song, to give you a clearer idea of why I say this is a real satanic song.
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Don’t talk, watch!
Don’t talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don’t like it? Walk out.
We still have all your fucking money.
Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I’m sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.
If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife.
Do not explain the plot.
If you don’t understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is now our money
and we will spend it on drugs.
Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others,
or I will bite your torso
and give you a disease.
Did you bring your baby?
Babies don’t watch this.
Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
Run over it after the show.
If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles
and turn your guts into snakes.
This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
If I find that you’ve sold it on eBay,
I will break into your house
and tear your wife in half.